You don't call it "cherry-picking" when a person lists fundamental flaws in your argument.
Constantly ignoring all the flaws outlined and just reiterating your initial opinion with no basis whatsoever is at best ignorance, at worst trolling.
HTTP with signed packages is by definition a protocol with authenticated payloads, and encryption exclusively provides privacy. And no, we're not singeling out the least likely attack vector for the convenience of your argument - we're looking at the whole stack.
I do call it cherry-picking because you chose scenarios that either apply to it also without TLS or the scenarios are just (intentionally) extremely narrow in scope.
You have repeatedly ignored that we're speaking about protections against a MITM, not malicious endpoints. Because of that your desperate attempt at talking about the "whole stack" talk is also nonsense. Even if you include it, a modern TLS stack is a very difficult target. The additional surface added that hasn't been inspected with a fine-toothed comb is microscopic.
As such you've excluded the core of the problem - how an unprotected connection means that you have to simultaneously ensure that your HTTP, PGP and Apt code has to be bulletproof. This is an unavoidable result, signatures or no signatures, all that surface is exposed.
You've provided no proof or proper arguments that all three of those can achieve the same level of protection against a MITM. You've not addressed how the minuscule surface added by the TLS stack is not worth it considering the enormous surface of HTTP+PGP+Apt that gets protected against a MITM.
TLS also provides more than just privacy, I recommend you familiarize yourself with the Wikipedia page of TLS.
Constantly ignoring all the flaws outlined and just reiterating your initial opinion with no basis whatsoever is at best ignorance, at worst trolling.
HTTP with signed packages is by definition a protocol with authenticated payloads, and encryption exclusively provides privacy. And no, we're not singeling out the least likely attack vector for the convenience of your argument - we're looking at the whole stack.