How is that not right up Apples alley?

thewhitetulip · 2026-02-05T01:18:53 1770254333

Because Apple products at least work deterministically

They don't say here is a 1000 $ iphone and there is a 60% chance you can successfully message or call a friend

The other 40% well? AGI is right around the corner and can US govt pls give me 1 trillion dollar loan and a bailout?

criddell · 2026-02-05T01:25:23 1770254723

When I ask Siri to play some album on Spotify, it feels like it works about 60% of the time.

thewhitetulip · 2026-02-05T05:21:03 1770268863

Siri is not Apple's MVP though.

sanex · 2026-02-05T01:41:31 1770255691

So far my agents has worked better than Siri and afaik nobody has actually asked for a bailout yet.

gafferongames · 2026-02-05T02:10:29 1770257429

Don't worry, it's coming

thewhitetulip · 2026-02-05T05:22:25 1770268945

Apple's primary product is not Siri though. Siri is at best a side quest.