Funny how my closet full of guns is just randomly killing people who walk outside my apartment. I should get better lead shielding.

From a less snarky perspective, something absurd like 2/3rds of all gun deaths are suicide*. Which pretty definitively skews towards affecting one's own body over others.

EDIT: 54% in 2021, according to Pew Research [1]

[1] https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-...