“I AM THE DOCTOR. PLEASE SIT DOWN AT THE TYPEWRITER AND TELL ME YOUR PROBLEM”
If that won't alleviate a bad mood, I don't know what will.
Later versions of this "psychotherapist" pattern was extended upon in AIML as "A.L.I.C.E"
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“I AM THE DOCTOR. PLEASE SIT DOWN AT THE TYPEWRITER AND TELL ME YOUR PROBLEM”
If that won't alleviate a bad mood, I don't know what will.